Comb is a very ordinary thing but as essential as a bath
towel for a human being who takes care of his/her body. In a decent hotel when
you check in they provide you a comb, a shaving kit, a shower cap, a shampoo
and a dental kit. Of the five items four are directly or indirectly related to
hair and hair care. I brought in the case of hotels at the outset itself only
to tell you that hair care is very important to anyone in the world that even
the hotel managements do not take it lightly. At home everyone has a comb and
perhaps by looking at a comb one could say how hygienic a person is. Hygienic
among the human beings take special care to keep their combs clean and dry for
this is one daily body upkeep too that comes in contact with a body part which
is prone to sweat therefore wet and oily. Hairs are dead cells they say, so are
the nails. Vampires, when they feast on the human bodies generally leave hairs
and nails untouched (bones they crush, chew and suck out the marrows, which is
said to be very tasty. I am not a vampire but I eat a mutton preparation called
Rogan Josh one of the many dishes that people eat without really understand
what it means. For instance Chicken 65). If you are a grave digger, they say,
you get the hairs and nails intact. The latest in the news is that they dug up
Salvador Dali’s grave to study his genetic details and the samples were taken
from his illustrious moustache, which they said remained more or less intact).
Even if hairs are dead cells the living ones take care of it
more than they take care of the other organic parts of the body. A smelly
armpit is always caused by the sweat holding hairs though the hairs are the so
called vent machines of the human body. I believe hairs are the parts that the
God has left in the human beings to remember that they were evolved from the
hairy animals. That’s why God has decided to hide hairs in the places where
limbs join and has made it sparse all over and made the indication of the
possible hairiness of the person through the mop of hair on the head. Perhaps
the hairs in the hidden parts of the body do not demand the use of comb for
many believe in shaving them off (again for hygienic reasons, but it is not a
rule there are millions of exceptions in the world). The hair spread all over
the body, however needs tending. Women get into painful processes like
plucking, waxing and downright shaving in order to do away with bodily hairs.
But they need different kinds of combs to take care of the hairs on the scalp.
The more you have hairs on the head the more your trouble; and the more the
time that you spend tending it. Men too are not different. They also need a
comb not only to comb down or up their hair on the head as well as the facial
hairs. There was a time when men folk carried combs (flattened like a piece of
leather) in their hip pockets. Keeping the mop in a particular style is one of
the major concerns of the men, women and boys and girls alike.
At times, I think that combs despite its religious and
political relevance, are a moderate fashion tool. The people who have
dreadlocks, that means they are the ones who have gone out of the mainstream
lives and prefer to continue as nonconformist people, do not need combs because
like the moderate and the mainstream people they do not intend to take care of
their hairs. The other side of the spectrum we see bald people. There are two
types of bald people who need combs and who need electric trimmers (only the
filmy villains shave heads with razor blades. Rest of the baldies in the world
use trimmers). The former lot has got major baldness and some semblance of hair
in their heads. They need combs to ‘invite the hairs forcefully’ to the areas
where there are no hairs. Those people who have embraced baldness boldly just
need to keep their baldness on. They do not need hairs. Among them are also
people who have half baldness who perhaps need a comb and mostly not. Bald
people attempting to comb and sad people eating alone are the two sights that
would make you philosophical; you just think about the flimsiness of all
worldly gains. Having collection of hundred different kinds of combs from all
over the world and having no hair on the hair is the saddest fate of an art
collector. And eventually, having a beautiful mop that needs hourly care and
stranded in a place where people have not even heard of combs is the fate of a
romantic who always think of getting stranded in an island where he would find
a beautiful girl with divine powers.
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